Bill: What took you so long buying toilet paper?
Me: I was trying on clothes.
Bill: Good thing I didn't have to take a shit.
Me: Yeah, well wanna see my new pants? (holding up my new worn in style khakis)
Bill: What the fuck, those pants have holes in them.
Me: They're distressed... it's a style.
Bill: Distressed!?! I'm distressed you paid money for pants with holes in them.
Me: Sometimes I feel like a married a grandpa
Bill: Those holes are stupid. I've got two pairs of jeans with the crotch blown out, does that mean they're distressed? Can I start wearing those out in public?
Me: Sigh.
I laughed out loud at this. Luc and I had a similar conversation a while ago, except that it was about his pants that he'd blown the crotch out of and claimed they were distressed when I told him he looked like a hobo.
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